the season to be jolly

[keyed_up]

All supernatural excitement aside, it's almost Christmas!

Soph shows up on Tony's doorstep with a bag of gingerbread house ingredients and a big smile. "Hi Jarvis! Where's Tony?" she asks.

Comments

[toblameforit]

"Tastiest career ever."

[keyed_up]

"Definitely. Just don't tell anyone that I burnt the gingerbread I made this morning. The gingerbread tabloids will have a field day and my reputation will be ruined."

[toblameforit]

"Not a peep," he promises.

[keyed_up]

"Of course, now you have blackmail on me and I will have to do all your gingerbread decorating for free to make sure you don't decide to squeal on me. So I guess we do this again next year," she hums merrily.

[toblameforit]

"Yep. I'm ruthless," Tony agrees. "Think we can stick the second-floor walls on?"

[keyed_up]

"Yeah, go ahead," she says, adjusting the rug's angle slightly relative to the gingerbed. She starts trimming the downstairs windows.

[toblameforit]

On they go! He spends a triangle to make the icing dry when he's sure it's all stuck on right.

[keyed_up]

"How many floors d'you suppose Gingerbread Jarvis should have?" Soph asks, starting another batch of candy cameras for the second floor.

[toblameforit]

"Good question. Three might be pushing it. Wouldn't want him to collapse under his own weight."

[keyed_up]

"Yeah, that'd be bad. So I guess the roof is next. And a chimney, let's give him a chimney."

[toblameforit]

"Got it!"

[keyed_up]

"And a skylight."

[toblameforit]

"Sure."

[keyed_up]

"Oh, hey, how about an actual attic? Not a whole floor, just, under the roof there can be more candy things." Soph starts making more candy things.

[toblameforit]

"It's a deal."

He makes a gingerbread attic floor to stick on top of the second floor, then starts building a peaked roof to go on top of that.

[keyed_up]

Soph crafts and places candy junk in the attic. And empties a Pixie Stik into it to represent dust.

[toblameforit]

Tony blinks at the pixie dust.

Tony giggles.

[keyed_up]

"The gingerbread people are very negligent of their attic," explains Soph loftily.

[toblameforit]

"Hence all the - pixie dust."

[keyed_up]

"Also it used to be a cocaine den?" suggests Soph.

[toblameforit]

"...Pffffffffffffffff," says Tony.

[keyed_up]

[toblameforit]

"You are just totally great," he declares, giggling.

[keyed_up]

"I am made of seventy percent great and thirty percent mystical key energy."

[toblameforit]

"Eighty-twenty."